I loves me some Care Bears!

Forget about the other previous costume suggestions. I have found the ultimate selection!

Costume Couture

I'm a Halloweenie. I refuse to participate. Nevertheless, here are some hypothetical costumes I came up with.


The Marx Brothers, sheer class.

As a Clockwork Orange Droog, I'll be Singin' in the Rain.

Dressing up as a shower like Daniel-San in the Karate Kid would be a real treat.

Or Perhaps a Baseball Furie from The Warriors. Simple, yet elegant.

Uhhh.......yeah.

Does size matter?

OMG, I have the biggest D*ck you have ever seen in your entire life!!! How is this physically possible? Check it out!!!

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc26/RandomZagFan/070713_bigone_0.jpg

I couldn't resist

Here's another one for ya. You're Welcome.

Finding feeds, it's FTW

My main feed-finding method of choice was via bloglines. I looked in their directory, which led me to a list of the most popular/subscribed feeds. This was much appreciated, since I don't want to waste time sifting through piles of crap in the RSS wasteland. Besides, I'm too lazy to think for myself. I only approve of feeds if they are trendy and mainstream. Live in the "now" people, and surrender to mob mentality!

I quickly browsed the Feedster website, pretty straightforward enough. I see it as a Google for feeds. It certainly adheres to KISS (Keep it simple stupid). All you really need is a strong and dependable search engine for satisfaction.

As for the other site I visited, Syndic8.com, it left a lot to be desired. Its purpose seemed to feel it would be important to list every single feed in existence, whether it was of high quality or not. No matter how obscure or bombastic the feed was, there it is on syndic8.com! This reeks too much of political correctness. Not every feed is special, deserving of recognition! Just don't visit that site, it's for lamers.

This is my Rifle, This is my bloglines account!!!

Check it out!
http://www.bloglines.com/public/page2peon

The one thing I liked about this excerise and RSS, was the exposure to new and intriguing websites. I was never familiar with American Leftist, Cinematical.com, or the Dictionary.com word of the day. Thanks to bloglines, I have additional websites to waste my time/life with!

Perhaps libraries could use RSS to help serve patrons in a more efficient manner. If, for example, somebody needed info on a news story that our newspapers couldn't provide, a bloglines account might fill in the void. Having access to all the major news sources on one single website could make the researching process more fluid and less time consuming.

IMO, I'm still not sold on bloglines/RSS. As a self-confessed visually oriented guy, the layout of bloglines does not meet my standards. It's such a dry read when you're reading naked text with an occasional picture thrown in the mix. I would much rather read the article at the original website and be bombarded with their color arrangement. Advertising be dammed! I'm so conditioned and overexposed to it, ads don't bother me as much anymore.

So cmon Bloglines! Step up your game! You gotta woo and wine and dine me if you expect to get past first base!

More mashup madness!!!

Sometimes I live by the philosophy, "Less is more." Of course, this does not apply with LOL Cats. You can never get enough of these cute critters!

There are two things I need more in my life. 1) Lol Cats 2) Cowbell!!!!!!!!!!

Dumbeldore Exposed!!!

So Dumbeldore has come out of the closet from the grave. He is officially a Gay! I did not see this one coming. Methinks I need to have my gaydar taken in for repairs. If there were any homosexuals in the HP universe, I figured it would be Snape, McGonagall or friggin' Dobby.

It's typically expected of the wacko right-wing religious zealots to make a meal out of this. I can hear them now, "Burn Rowling at the stake for letting her bra slip!, Harry Potter is the antichrist incarnate!, send Dumbeldore to Jesus Camp for decleansing!

Gimme a break man! Who cares? Dumbledore is still a badass in my opinion. He's so powerfull, even Voldemort couldn't off him for crying out loud.

Yes, the white bearded one is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Cool Runnings: Great movie? Or the Greatest Movie?

Is it morally wrong to consider Cool Runnings as one of your favorite movies? Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot stress this enough folks. If perchance, you like this film a bit too much, p2p will relentlessly mock you until the end of your days. Consider your dreams haunted by my unforgiving judgment. First warning given.

You dare question my authority? Just read these "memorable" CR quotes. I rest my case.

Sanka Coffie: I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!

Yul Brenner: How 'bout I beat your butt right now?
Sanka Coffie: How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

Derice Bannock: Sanka, you dead?
Sanka Coffie: Ya man.

Sanka Coffie: So, let's talk about this bill-sled team.
Derice Bannock: No, Bobsled team.
Sanka Coffie: Whoever

Sanka Coffie: So what should we call her?
Junior Bevill: How about Tallulah.
Sanka Coffie: Tallulah, sounds like a 2 dollar hooker. Where did you come up with that.
Junior Bevill: It's my mother's name.

Sanka Coffie: Hey Derice! Ya dead?
Derice Bannock: No mon, I'm not dead . But I have to finish the race.

Irwin Blitzer: Gentlemen, a bobsled is a simple thing.
Man: Yeah, so's a toilet!

Yul Brenner: You're going nowhere, Sanka, and you're thrilled to death about it.

Daft Punk is playing at my house

Today I wish to share with you the greatest song in the world, "Around the World." Daft Punk has such a masterful command of the English language. One could write a hundred page graduate thesis about the song with all of the depth and substance going on there! Here are the lyrics:

Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World,Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World, Around The World Around The World.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Answer this statement either true or false: This statement is false.

Drink java, yest ye be judged

Type in your favorite drink and see who you really are!

http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.php

Futile technology blog/rant

Can someone please explain to me why the ipod is so massively popular? It simply boggles my mind. Somehow this slippery, silver contraption from hell has hypnotyized mainstream society.

With technology so advanced these days, one would expect to assume the ipod would be more convenient to use. But alas, my assumptions are merely dust in the wind. Apple wants to toy with my fragile psyche.

My main gripe with the blasted doodad is the turning wheel. I feel like such a fool when I try to turn off the damn thing. Holding down the "off" button does not always work. I have to press-hold-press-hold-press-hold for ages before it finally randomly turns off. Come on now! I have better things to do with my time. These video games are not going to play themselves ya know;)

Additionally, the wheel sensor is too sensitive for my touch. I can never get the colored bar on the selection I want the first time around. If I move my finger just a millimeter too far, I lose:(

The battery life is also painfully short-lived. I couldn't even listed to the full version of Bohemian Rhapsody if I tried.

Whatevers, what the heck do I know. I got mine for free anyway. Blah

Flickr post and mashups

If you don't like LOL Cats, you fail at life!

Reading all of the descriptions of the different mashups on the SPL 2.0 site did not spark my interest. But then I read the wikipedia's definition of a mashup, it mentioned it could also apply to music as well:

The term mashup originally referred to the practice in pop music (notably
hip-hop) of producing a new song by mixing two or more existing pieces.

That said, I highly recommend the Grey Album by DJ Danger Mouse. It perfectly fuses Jay-z's lyrics from the Black Album with the music of the Beatles' White album. Too bad it can't be commerically released. Curse you Apple records.

I'm getting paid extra for this, riiiiight???

Greetings everyone, Page2peon reporting for duty. As I've been lurking on this site, viewing my fellow coworkers profiles, I finally decided to get my rear in gear and create my own account. Just say "yes" to peer pressure! Yes, tis true. Page2peon is of a sheepish origin and cannot think for himself. BAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer:

To anyone reading my entries, please do not expect any moments of brilliance or insight. I'm merely doing this for a laugh and to troll on other library employee's blogs. Your internets are surrounded SPL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Surrender now, and I might be willing to negotiate a peace treaty. You have been warned y'all. Mwaahahahahaha.

Thanks for reading, and please leave comments. Peace.